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Old 10-11-2006, 12:28 AM
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Rob Cohen action-adventure film xXx tells the story of extreme thrill seeker Xander Cage (Vin Diesel), a man who is simply know for the outrageous stunts he pulls off (especially the opening stunt off the bridge). Everything is sailing smoothly for Xander and his buddies until his place is raided by the NSA who, in turn, want to craft this man into the fieldís newest secret agent. The man at the head of Xanderís training is Augustus Gibbons (Samuel L. Jackson). Naturally as a thrill seeker, Xander doesnít like to follow rules and likes to act like a bad-ass 100% of the time.

I remember seeing xXx in theaters when it first came out and I certainly remember being blown away by how entertaining, not necessarily really good, a film this was. Director Rob Cohen, who teamed up with Diesel on The Fast and The Furious, definitely knows how to make a film exciting and dumb (dumb in the sense of a popcorn flick), a typical quality of the summer action flick. The only problem here is that action scene after action scene results in a film that is fun to watch once in a great while, but doesnít really do much else, which was a true shame since Cohen made Diesel into a household name with their first team up. I figured they knew how to create a film with big explosions and action all while holding a pretty solid story (evidence of The Fast and the Furious

For some reason, Iíve always found Vin Diesel, despite his bad-assness, to handle these types of roles in a fine manner. Diesel proclaimed that Xander would be the new ĎJames Bondí character for the 21st century that everyone would grow to love. Well, last I checked, James Bond is as popular as ever and, if anyone has seen the 2nd film in these series, Hollywood didnít necessarily agree with Dieselís comment.

Yes, xXx succeeds on the level in was made for; that being a dumb, loud, explosive, summer action flick. Unfortunately, the film doesnít really do much else. The story is rather substandard with a man wanting to use a weapon to destroy something (how often has this been done before)? The various locales gave a bit of flavor to the film, but that still canít turn the film into something serious. If you go into a film like this expecting something amazing in relevance to brain altering, find something else to watch. If you want something to shut off you brain, xXx works fine.

Video

When the first and only Blu-ray player came onto the market, I, like a few others, ran out and grabbed the player with this title and a few others thinking that a film like xXx with all itsí various locales and bright scenery would look awesome right? Well it hurts me to admit that xXx looks, well, horrible.

The image itself is better than SD-DVD, in a certain degree. There is more detail, but the amount of problems result in a poor visual experience instead of a visual feast. However (this is where the positives stop), the ridiculous amount of dirt, grain, and messed up colors. Considering this film was only 3 years old when it made itsí Blu-ray debut, I expected quite a lot then I was given.

The filmís colors, from blues, green and blacks, looks completely washed out and disorganized making me wonder if I was watching a Blu-Ray release or something else. Some blame the poor Samsung BDP-1000 player and itsí faulty chip (which Samsung has admitted). However, I feel this excuse shouldnít be allowed. If you are asking myself and others to spend A. $1000 on the player and B. Upwards of $29.99 per disc, I expect to be blown away, which is the exact opposite.

Recent Blu-ray titles have seemed to finally gotten things correct. The first batch, including the film The Fifth Element, which was so bad that Sony is going to re-release it, saw Blu-ray get off to a super rocky start while HD-DVD, which many agree, started off awesome and is only getting better and better. Films like Tears of the Sun show that Blu-ray knows what their doing, however itís just a true shame that films like xXx looks so bad.

Audio

The provided uncompressed PCM 5.1 surround sound audio, luckily, sounds awesome. I guess Sony figured they would give us a rocking audio track, sometimes so rocking, that we might forget about the horrid video quality. Nope. Anyhow, the audio never stutters or underperforms.

First off, dynamic range is impressive here. Big explosions and rocking performances (Especially Rammsteinís opening clip), really deliver here. Everything is well spread out, from the rears that see attention via zipping bullets, to the fronts that help bring the filmís various sound effects like screeching tires to crushing snow (the avalanche) into the soundstage. Bass, I might add, is quite deep too. I sometimes felt like, again in the opening concert scene, that I was at a true concert (well, minus all the screams and pushing).

Unfortunately with all these positives, there is a slight negative here that tends to really hurt the audio performance. The filmís dialogue, usually on the lower side, is sometimes so muddled by the accompanying audio and bass, that I found myself constantly adjusting the volume up and down. A true disappointment in an otherwise solid audio experience.

Special Features

Much to my dismay, there are no real features on this disc Ė unless you call previews for S.W.A.T. and Stealth features.

Final Thoughts

xXx, flat out, is a huge disappointment on Blu-ray. The film itself succeeds on some level, so it does deserves some merits on that front. Unfortunately, the embarrassing video, decent audio, and lack of no features results in a complete waste of time and energy. Stick to the SD DVD release of this oneÖ an upgrade is not necessary.
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