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Old 08-18-2011, 02:51 PM
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Nate has just "live-blogged" 'Birdemic: Shock and Terror.' Check it out here:

http://bluray.highdefdigest.com/4434/birdemic.html
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Old 08-18-2011, 03:35 PM
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LMAO! Brilliant Nate!

I was fully expecting/hoping this would be the lowest-scored movie ever on HDD and it seems to be the case.

Just watching the trailers of this made me gag.

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If you actually want to see this film (masochist) and don't want a single failure...I mean, facet of it revealed to you...
Whole play-by-play was hilarious.

The biggest crime about this whole movie is how hot the female lead is, and the fact that Mustang boy got to hang out with her in her underwear.

And... did I detect a Brandon Lee Crow reference in there somewhere?
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The lone high-def exclusive here is fact that you're paying more money for a disc that resembles a VCD than you would the DVD.
Nate, this review is amazing. Simply A-M-A-Z-I-N-G.
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The biggest crime about this whole movie is how hot the female lead is, and the fact that Mustang boy got to hang out with her in her underwear.

And... did I detect a Brandon Lee Crow reference in there somewhere?
Yeah, borderline criminal. and yes, a low blow Brandon Lee joke in there. didn't link it, so it wouldn't be as obvious. after 10 years, it becomes fair game in my eyes.

and speaking of hanging out, listen to the lyrics of that song. if the brothers are looking to hook up, why are they hanging out with their family? isn't that wrong? why exactly is grandma prancing because someone else is dancing? just because it rhymes?

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Nate, this review is amazing. Simply A-M-A-Z-I-N-G.
Many thanks!
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quite possibly the best review on this site I've ever read. Well done sir! And I have watching this stinking pile of crap via Rifftrax which was a total and complete BLAST! The MST3K guys rip this garbage a new one.
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A fun review, for a truly horrible movie. The best way to truly enjoy this movie is with the Rifftrax commentary. It's one of their best.
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This review makes me wonder what kind of camera was used for the recording. It sounds like a modern cell phone could result in better quality.
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Old 08-18-2011, 04:11 PM
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This review makes me wonder what kind of camera was used for the recording. It sounds like a modern cell phone could result in better quality.
Even the Fisher Price camera has a better picture quality.
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Nate, this is totally not a review! Why didn't you actually, you know, review this movie for those of us that wanted to have a well thought out review of a steaming pile of crappola?

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Old 08-18-2011, 11:23 PM
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Nate, this is totally not a review! Why didn't you actually, you know, review this movie for those of us that wanted to have a well thought out review of a steaming pile of crappola?

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But Aaron, next to 'Birdemic,' 'Blood Out' is 'Citizen Kane.' LOL
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