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    Default 'Mortal Kombat: Annihilation' - High-Def Digest Review

    Yep, Nate has reviewed 'Mortal Kombat: Annihilation' as well. You'll have to read this one to absorb every little morsel of cash grab awfulness for yourself!

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    There's no pretense that regular people even exist in the world of 'Mortal Kombat.' None. It's as if Earth is only full of warriors, and the other realms are only full of dickheads.
    Well done.
    One thing they do now, I noticed, is they have these platform wars, like "Xbox is better than Playstation." That's nerdy to me. What the fuck is the matter with you?
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    Nate, are you in touch with your Animality?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cheez avenger View Post
    Nate, are you in touch with your Animality?
    No.

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    There's obviously an error in this review. Annihilation is a masterpiece. A M-A-S-T-E-R-P-I-E-C-E! So, to see this error make it look like this film is only half star worthy is misleading to the readers. I demand this error be fixed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by twonunpackmule View Post
    There's obviously an error in this review. Annihilation is a masterpiece. A M-A-S-T-E-R-P-I-E-C-E! So, to see this error make it look like this film is only half star worthy is misleading to the readers. I demand this error be fixed.

    Nate, you loved it. Admit it.


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    LOL at "Hey Trash can, Get Over Here!"

    Yes this movie is absolutely horrid, but I watch it and laugh my ass off and that accounts for something right? If it was a decent transfer I would probably consider picking it up because its so bad its good in my book, but its not even worth the extra cash for that if everything blows about the transfer...oh well, looks like I'll be getting the first one though, love that movie

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    due to imageshack sucking, that took way too long to do. i feel dirty.

    bow before my mac paintbrush (HORRIBLE PROGRAM!) skills!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vidfreek View Post
    LOL at "Hey Trash can, Get Over Here!"
    thanks! that's my favorite one liner in either review.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vidfreek View Post
    LOL at "Hey Trash can, Get Over Here!"

    Yes this movie is absolutely horrid, but I watch it and laugh my ass off and that accounts for something right? If it was a decent transfer I would probably consider picking it up because its so bad its good in my book, but its not even worth the extra cash for that if everything blows about the transfer...oh well, looks like I'll be getting the first one though, love that movie
    Yeah, they really should have just included it as a double-feature with the first one for shits and giggles. I can't imagine they are going to sell too many copies of the this movie by itself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Motorheadache View Post
    I can't imagine they are going to sell too many copies of the this movie by itself.
    Um, they are at least guaranteed to sell more than the first film. As it's the superior one.

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    just for you.
    That's a little bit better. At least you measured the true worth of the film. But, I fail to see the commendable words that describe this masterpiece. Seriously, the term Art is thrown around a lot. However, I think even great Renaissance Artist would say this film represents the embodiment of all that man should strive for.

    It's like getting to have sex with angels...if only for a brief 95 minutes.
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    LOL you're doing a commendable job in selling your joke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by project-blu View Post
    LOL you're doing a commendable job in selling your joke.
    Currently busy having sweet sex with angels - for a brief 95 minutes - to know what you are talking about.
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    All the broads in the film are hot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cheez avenger View Post
    All the broads in the film are hot.
    Sonja mud wrestling, i'd say yes. Jade? no way.
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