If Oral Sex Wasn't on the Menu...

[SoundsLikePink]

Would you still date / be with someone?

Do you have any sexual conditions, such as "if this person doesn't do ______ then I can't be with him/her?" or "if this person does do ______ then I can't be with him/her?"

[MrE]

"good-bye"

[ben1080p]

I have a rule...
"if you love me then you have to love my penis"

[nickoakdl]

I wouldn't date someone if they didn't perform oral sex. I do it, so they should.

[SickSol]

Quid Pro Quo

[zombiequest]

My ex-wife was reluctant about having it on the menu....

That's probably why she's an EX

Of course there's a food that completely takes a woman's sexdrive away from them for good... it's called Wedding Cake.

[SoundsLikePink]

Originally Posted by zombiequest

My ex-wife was reluctant about having it on the menu....

That's probably why she's an EX

Of course there's a food that completely takes a woman's sexdrive away from them for good... it's called Wedding Cake.

lol I've found that cake of any kind derives a female's attention away from anything. There are no birthdays in my family for a several month period, and me, my sister, and my mom all get depressed. Women need cake to survive. So we've started celebrating celebrities' birthdays just so we can have cake. lol

[nickoakdl]

Originally Posted by SoundsLikePink

lol I've found that cake of any kind derives a female's attention away from anything. There are no birthdays in my family for a several month period, and me, my sister, and my mom all get depressed. Women need cake to survive. So we've started celebrating celebrities' birthdays just so we can have cake. lol

If you were to substitute "cake" with "penis" in that post you would have nothing to worry about when it comes to men. They would probably find it odd that you celebrate birthdays with penis but they'd be too happy to complain.

[ben1080p]

Originally Posted by SoundsLikePink

lol I've found that cake of any kind derives a female's attention away from anything. There are no birthdays in my family for a several month period, and me, my sister, and my mom all get depressed. Women need cake to survive. So we've started celebrating celebrities' birthdays just so we can have cake. lol

aha. I like to like have people over and then have cake so they think its my birthday. Thats how you tell your really good friends from your regular friends.

but really..do you even need an excuse to eat CAKE!

[LtLalue]

depends on the girl...
I understand if we're just dating and she's uncomfortable to do that and what not.
I mean, kurt cobain said it best. "I love myself Better than you"

so you gotta work around it.

but I mean, your wife not doing that...I dunno, you're only with each other, I don't see why there aren't sacrifices being made for the self for the other.

I learned the hard way not to go down on chicks you don't really know in dark settings.
no, not std...
but it was a mouthful of period.

[BigSlade]

Originally Posted by SickSol

Quid Pro Quo

Exactly. So yea, it needs to be on the menu.

[project-blu]

LtLalue, you just had to go there......gah. redwings.

if it ain't on the menu....the restaurant had better have some DAMN good pie.

[Ghost of Vincent Price]

Originally Posted by LtLalue

depends on the girl...
I understand if we're just dating and she's uncomfortable to do that and what not.
I mean, kurt cobain said it best. "I love myself Better than you"

so you gotta work around it.

but I mean, your wife not doing that...I dunno, you're only with each other, I don't see why there aren't sacrifices being made for the self for the other.

I learned the hard way not to go down on chicks you don't really know in dark settings.
no, not std...
but it was a mouthful of period.

You should of punched her in the clam.

[Blu-News.com]

Originally Posted by n8boss87

LtLalue, you just had to go there......gah. redwings.

if it ain't on the menu....the restaurant had better have some DAMN good pie.

?????

[SoundsLikePink]

Originally Posted by n8boss87

if it ain't on the menu....the restaurant had better have some DAMN good pie.

Haha, that was cute, Nate!