I think I like a Stripper.

[JackHunt]

Probably a bad thread and I’m not known for such useless claims, even in the Water Cooler, I try to keep it clean and respectable, but I have a problem.

I’m engaged to be married on Nov. 9th. I love my girl, I wouldn’t trade her for anything. But me and a couple of friends of mine went to AC last weekend and I lost $1,000 bucks. And we decided to hit up a strip club in NYC on the way back.

I haven’t been to one in years, but in college we would go sometimes. So I’m not naive to the ways of a stripper. Actually, I’ve never even thought twice about one no matter how nice or hot they were. I’m in no sense desperate and don’t really enjoy the whole theme of such clubs, degrading women and whatnot. But it’s a service, who am I to judge?

Anyway, I really hit it off with one. Smoking hot and whatnot. She gave me her number and in no way do I think about calling her, but I can’t get her out of my mind. It was more her personality, than her being naked. I don’t know what else to say, we just hit it off. I’m not stupid, I understand strippers are like car salesmen and this isn’t the first time one gave me her number. But it was weird. Like needy and comfortable.

Anyway. Yay or Nay on one last memorable fling. That me and no one else but the Digest has to know about. I’ve never had a fling or one night stand thing. I haven’t cheated on a girlfriend since Freshman year of high school and I love my girl. I feel I like I’m coming apart here. Help.


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Note: Mod’s, if you feel the need close or delete this thread, please feel free. I just have no way to vent without public embarrassment and or shame.

[arrowspark]

Not going to call her? What are you crazy? Call her dude, you know you want to, especially if you can't get her out of your mind.

My advice probably isn't going to help you though.

[JackHunt]

I don't know. I'm losing control man!!!!!

[Liqwid]

Don't do it.

If they're out on that stage exploiting their bodies, who's to say they won't exploit you?

One of my dad's old buddies used to think a stripper was "into" him, and after buying her expensive gifts and many other nice things, the girl ran out on him.

Give one stripper a big tip, and she'll keep running back to you.

[Snadinator]

Originally Posted by JackHunt

Probably a bad thread and I’m not known for such useless claims, even in the Water Cooler, I try to keep it clean and respectable, but I have a problem.

I’m engaged to be married on Nov. 9th. I love my girl, I wouldn’t trade her for anything. But me and a couple of friends of mine went to AC last weekend and I lost $1,000 bucks. And we decided to hit up a strip club in NYC on the way back.

I haven’t been to one in years, but in college we would go sometimes. So I’m not naive to the ways of a stripper. Actually, I’ve never even thought twice about one no matter how nice or hot they were. I’m in no sense desperate and don’t really enjoy the whole theme of such clubs, degrading women and whatnot. But it’s a service, who am I to judge?

Anyway, I really hit it off with one. Smoking hot and whatnot. She gave me her number and in no way do I think about calling her, but I can’t get her out of my mind. It was more her personality, than her being naked. I don’t know what else to say, we just hit it off. I’m not stupid, I understand strippers are like car salesmen and this isn’t the first time one gave me her number. But it was weird. Like needy and comfortable.

Anyway. Yay or Nay on one last memorable fling. That me and no one else but the Digest has to know about. I’ve never had a fling or one night stand thing. I haven’t cheated on a girlfriend since Freshman year of high school and I love my girl. I feel I like I’m coming apart here. Help.


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Note: Mod’s, if you feel the need close or delete this thread, please feel free. I just have no way to vent without public embarrassment and or shame.

She's a stripper. How the hell could you possibly have a relationship with her?

If you been with your girl this long something is working very well.

We all get tempted at times but what seperates us from Animals is the ability to resist it. Your girl sounds like she deserves a trusting husband. Give her that.

Burn the number and forget about her. It will fade dude.

[JackHunt]

I know. No trust in whatever they tell you. It's about the dollars and with good reason. It's their job!

I know she was into me though, but it's more about how much could I really be into her? Would I regret it, sure. Would it be a great night, maybe couple of nights? Absolutely.

Anyway, all the horror stories aside. She made me a believer and for that she’s damn good at her job.

I don't know, I can't do it. No matter how much I want too. Not totally even a physical thing really. It's like we already connected physically. Weird, I know it.

[kch2003]

Dude here is some advice...Tell you fiance that it has always been a fantasy of your to be with a stripper, and that you would like her to play the role. Try that out, if it doesn't work, maybe you should just fuck the ho who gave you her number (don't actually).

[JackHunt]

I know you're right Snad, I'm just blowing off some steam.

[Snadinator]

Originally Posted by JackHunt

I know. No trust in whatever they tell you. It's about the dollars and with good reason. It's their job!

I know she was into me though, but it's more about how much could I really be into her? Would I regret it, sure. Would it be a great night, maybe couple of nights? Absolutely.

Anyway, all the horror stories aside. She made me a believer and for that she’s damn good at her job.

I don't know, I can't do it. No matter how much I want too. Not totally even a physical thing really. It's like we already connected physically. Weird, I know it.

We all go through that shit. It's called Testosterone. Women can laugh or mock, but they don't have a clue.

Seriously, burn the number... best thing you can do! You can't have a proper relationship with a stripper. They are nice to look at, but the usefullness stops there.

And what I bolded just shows how good ***** can work a man. She made you believe she was into you. Come on. How many clients does she get in a day? How many men has she rubbed up on? Strippers are the most desentized to sex people out there. She's not into you! Repeat it 3 times. She's not into you!

Fuck it's like when I walk out of Best buy... this cute girl smiles ans says jhave a nice day at me when I walk out. My first reaction is "She likes me". Then I come to my fucking senses and realize she's payed to smile and say that!

[JackHunt]

Originally Posted by kch2003

Dude here is some advice...Tell you fiance that it has always been a fantasy of your to be with a stripper, and that you would like her to play the role. Try that out, if it doesn't work, maybe you should just fuck the ho who gave you her number (don't actually).

LOL, might do that tonight!

I know, I'm not going to do it. But sometimes I think, to hell why not? Everybody else does it, why can't I have a sexy fling. I could never do that to my girl though.

If I was single? Probably not, but a big maybe.

[Snadinator]

Originally Posted by JackHunt

LOL, might do that tonight!

I know, I'm not going to do it. But sometimes I think, to hell why not? Everybody else does it, why can't I have a sexy fling. I could never do that to my girl though.

If I was single? Probably not, but a big maybe.

When you are single you can do what you want. But your looking to get married!

I'm getting married next year. Been with my girl for 10 years now. We met when we were 16. I've been through your shit too.

At the end of the day, no one can offer what my future wife can. A stranger's vag and tits won't bring me anything in the long run.

[JackHunt]

Originally Posted by Snadinator

We all go through that shit. It's called Testosterone. Women can laugh or mock, but they don't have a clue.

Seriously, burn the number... best thing you can do! You can't have a proper relationship with a stripper. They are nice to look at, but the usefullness stops there.

I know man.

What a brilliant piece though. She kept saying things and at the end with no money involved, said them again. I know, I'm a fool. But she made me feel good, so I guess that's enough. What it's all about.

Maybe it's the "Leaving Las Vegas" thing. Like I could save her. A fantasy revealed. Along with all the harm it could cause. But than there's the next dude who could save her and the next dude.

And thanks for the advice everyone.

[Snadinator]

Originally Posted by JackHunt

I know man.

What a brilliant piece though. She kept saying things and at the end with no money involved, said them again. I know, I'm a fool. But she made me feel good, so I guess that's enough. What it's all about.

Maybe it's the "Leaving Las Vegas" thing. Like I could save her. A fantasy revealed. Along with all the harm it could cause. But than there's the next dude who could save her and the next dude.

And thanks for the advice everyone.

Nah it's more like the fear of commitment and domestication thing because your wedding date is comming up soon! Think about it.

You sound like you got a lot going on at home. Don't risk that. She would know. You'd be different. The guilt would make you distant... your mind would wander. Eventually you would hate her because you wouldn't know how to deal with the guilt when you are near her.

There is no future with a stripper. You can't have a trusting relationship nor have kids with them.

[BigSlade]

Don't do it man, infidelity can kill years and years of history and relationships. In one night, you can erase all that you have worked for. It's simply not worth it. Burn her number and go home to your fiance.

[JackHunt]

Originally Posted by Snadinator

At the end of the day, no one can offer what my future wife can.

You're totally right man.

Love only comes around so often and repent is the way of those who abuse it.

I had my chance to have some fun and I neglected it. Do I regret it? Yeah now I do, but at the time I always went the high road. Why change that now?