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    Default 80-year-old (or just old) women (or men) you would have sex with

    I'll start with Mamie Van Doren. She is about 80!!!



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    haha...what the hell? 80? what are ya'll discussing over there that led to this?

    Man, I'll have to search far and wide on this. I've seen a few 50-somethings that I'd bang in pretty quick fashion, but I'm not sure I've seen much older that I'd go with.

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    My grandmother just turned 80. This thread is gross.
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    Adrienne Barbeau is still hot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DigitalFreakNYC View Post
    My grandmother just turned 80. This thread is gross.
    Yes, because it's about vaginas.

    anyway - got a pic of her in some negligee?

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    You like banging aliens, IceNine?


    And yea. Gotta agree with DigitalFreakNYC (WTF? World Premiere!). This is absolutely gross. My grandpa is that age -- well. actually 90, since he fought in WWII. 7th US Army.

    People this age lived long enough to see multiple wars, the downfall of the German Reich, worldwide crisis' and Nixon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blinx123 View Post
    People this age lived long enough to see multiple wars, the downfall of the German Reich, worldwide crisis' and Nixon.
    They have marinated just long enough.

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    I still can't believe that alien thingy is 80.

    How many surgeries does it need to look like that?

    Or did she utilize the B2+2+1 method (two unbaptized babies for breakfast, two for lunch, one for dinner)?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blinx123 View Post
    I still can't believe that alien thingy is 80.

    How many surgeries does it need to look like that?

    Or did she utilize the B2+2+1 method (two unbaptized babies for breakfast, two for lunch, one for dinner)?
    I am not sure... I suspect that it is all in having a good photographer and makeup person. Sure, she looks great for an 80-year-old woman, but I would imagine that you would be scared in the morning.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DigitalFreakNYC View Post
    My grandmother just turned 80. This thread is gross.
    is she hot? would the guys in this thread get thunder down under if they saw her showing some hot and nasty ankle action? oh yeah, take off that slipper. yeah....that's right. mmmmmmmmm....saucy.

    for the record: OP, you're a sick bastage. that is all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by project-blu View Post
    is she hot? would the guys in this thread get thunder down under if they saw her showing some hot and nasty ankle action? oh yeah, take off that slipper. yeah....that's right. mmmmmmmmm....saucy.

    for the record: OP, you're a sick bastage. that is all.


    You have to admit that the picture does look good for an 80-year-old woman though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by project-blu View Post
    is she hot? would the guys in this thread get thunder down under if they saw her showing some hot and nasty ankle action? oh yeah, take off that slipper. yeah....that's right. mmmmmmmmm....saucy.
    i will say this...she's got a great rack. My mom and sister must be seriously pissed because they definitely were not as blessed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DigitalFreakNYC View Post
    i will say this...she's got a great rack. My mom and sister must be seriously pissed because they definitely were not as blessed.
    Blessed is a funny wording, when all it really takes is some million dollars and 100+ surgeries.
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    And now for Ms. Van Doren sans airbrushing:




    I'll pass...and agreed w/Digital, this thread is pretty damn gross.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BambooLounge View Post
    And now for Ms. Van Doren sans airbrushing:




    I'll pass...and agreed w/Digital, this thread is pretty damn gross.
    I think many people missed the fact that the thread is a joke.

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