Wii fit? Maybe they should have called it...

[IceNine]

...Wii f***


Woman Develops Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder After Wii Fit Injury

Thursday, April 15, 2010

A U.K. woman has been diagnosed with persistent genital arousal disorder after falling off her Wii Fit board and damaging a nerve, the Toronto Sun reported.

Amanda Flowers, who lives in Manchester, England, said she has sexual urges up to 10 times a day since she fell. A doctor confirmed her diagnosis.
"It began as a twinge down below, before surging through my body," Flowers told a U.K. newspaper. "Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm."

PGAD is defined as persistent sexual arousal syndrome as "intense feelings of genital congestion and sensations that are typically unaccompanied by any conscious awareness of sexual desire," according to Dr. Sandra Leiblum, who coined the term several years ago.

Leiblum is the former director of the Center for Sexual and Relationship Health at the Robert Wood Johnson Medical School in New Jersey.
In the Journal of Sexual Medicine, Leiblum writes that sexual activities intended to relieve the symptoms can reinforce the sensations or provide only temporary relief.

In fact, Leiblum told FoxNews.com, the sensations can last hours or even days, and they truly are unwanted and intrusive.

The condition gained national attention when it was featured two years ago on "20/20" and in an episode of "Grey’s Anatomy."

[james]

Sounds exhausting.

[nmcmahan52]

wii bone?

[IceNine]

Perhaps guys will start buying a Wii and Wii Fit for their wives, then knocking them off the board at strategic times; hoping for that magic.

[Onslaught X]

If Nick does this, he can guarantee that his wife finishes.

[nmcmahan52]

well i was thinking about buying a wii again, this will probably convince her

[weasl]

Sounds normal to me.....

[james]

Sounds normal to me.....

Don't you get sore?

[BBM128]

Sounds normal to me.....

What, 10 times a day or just the whole persistently aroused thing? Either way, impressive.

There may yet be some kind of competition for that... Where you can win money.

[Snadinator]

This makes me think of Steve Martin...

If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be for all the children to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.

If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account.

You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season, the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe.

And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody, I can't think of her name. Of course my lovely wife can come too and she's behind me one hundred percent here, I guarantee it.

Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish, because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know? No, no, the kids, the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth!

So -- we reorganize! Here we go. First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the money. No, we go with the power second, then the money. And then the kids.

Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my fourth wish. And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. Thank you everybody and Merry Christmas.

[Televator]

Permanent "Oh face"?! A curse and a blessing?

[Snadinator]

What, 10 times a day or just the whole persistently aroused thing? Either way, impressive.

There may yet be some kind of competition for that... Where you can win money.

They aren't allowed to involve people under the age of 18 though.

[Blinx123]

They aren't allowed to involve people under the age of 18 though.

Because of the matureness of such a contest or because a 15 year old with a joystick hand has an unfair advantage?

[Mojo]

I believe the Wii board is now banned in Austrailia since it is has been deemed unfit for minors. On a side note several adult enetertainment sites are now considering selling the product via their online stores.

[Snadinator]

Because of the matureness of such a contest or because a 15 year old with a joystick hand has an unfair advantage?

You really didn't get it did you.