Xbox 360 VS PS3: Ultimate Bikini Contest

[TheLastGenius]

This is the ultimate smackdown question of the century! If you put each current gen system into a Bikini, which would be hotter? Pretty Xbox 360 with her pretty little wifi sticking out, or sleek chromium-ish PS3 with her beautiful USB ports connecting USB cords to her sexy Six Axis controllers?

Xbox 360 gets so hot for you that she has a massive RROD and a steamy power cord.

PS3 gets so sexy for you that she is willing to "spin your bluray discs" while your significant other is away...

Xbox 360 is so nasty in her Bikini that Kaz Hirai was photographed taking her out on a date. According to inside sources he stuck his finger in her disc slot and fingered Gears Of War 2.

PlayStation 3 is so seductive that Xbox 360 fans, after signing into PSN and realizing it was free and discovering the god-like power of Six-axis, suddenly disrobe and do awesome things, like make out with the Six-axis controller and have body-gasms to the extremely superior graphics of the PS3.

So in conclusion, if you put a Bikini on either of your systems (out of lonliness?) and pretending your system was a girl (with a gigantic techno vagina), which system would you take out on a date and bang, and why.

You are allowed to reply in essay form or in casual response.

[james]

Another 1 star thread. At least we can count on you for consistency, TLG.

[grasp]

seriously? I don't usually swear, but FUCK!?

[TheLastGenius]

Like that signifies anything, james. less than one percent of threads readers actually vote.

seriously? I don't usually swear, but FUCK!?

yea i agree, i'd FUCK my PS3.

[james]

This is the ultimate smackdown question of the century! If you put each current gen system into a Bikini, which would be hotter? Pretty Xbox 360 with her pretty little wifi sticking out, or sleek chromium-ish PS3 with her beautiful USB ports connecting USB cords to her sexy Six Axis controllers?

Xbox 360 gets so hot for you that she has a massive RROD and a steamy power cord.

PS3 gets so sexy for you that she is willing to "spin your bluray discs" while your significant other is away...

Xbox 360 is so nasty in her Bikini that Kaz Hirai was photographed taking her out on a date. According to inside sources he stuck his finger in her disc slot and fingered Gears Of War 2.

PlayStation 3 is so seductive that Xbox 360 fans, after signing into PSN and realizing it was free and discovering the god-like power of Six-axis, suddenly disrobe and do awesome things, like make out with the Six-axis controller and have body-gasms to the extremely superior graphics of the PS3.

So in conclusion, if you put a Bikini on either of your systems (out of lonliness?) and pretending your system was a girl (with a gigantic techno vagina), which system would you take out on a date and bang, and why.

You are allowed to reply in essay form or in casual response.

Wow.......

[Vsions]

fucking retarded... and not funny I might add.

[chipvideo]

I think this is baiting.

I mean my god what the fuck. You have serious mental issues dude.

This is baiting because everyone in their right mind wants to say stuff about you, but they are afraid of getting banned.

[Vsions]

I think this is baiting.

I mean my god what the fuck. You have serious mental issues dude.

This is baiting because everyone in their right mind wants to say stuff about you, but they are afraid of getting banned.

Quoted for frakking truth!!

[ApBtFusion]

you guys take him too seriously thats the problem

its funny because you all get so worked up over it

[Elitheos]

[project-blu]

You are allowed to reply in essay form or in casual response.

Casual response: this thread is crude towards women (fingering? techno vaginas? disc slots? fucking a system?), and so horribly unfunny that it screams for attention of the negative assortment. I do not see why you aren't getting this. This isn't smackdown. This is potty humor (pee pee poo poo!) and is incredibly offensive towards 1/2 the population (though obviously not 1/2 the population of this site, but that's another story). I'll be the bad guy here, and euthanize this one before too many people begin to have sex with their systems and get PS3TD's or Hepatitus 360. See how easy that was? Don't steal my lines.

Essay form: No.