Which console's online service makes you the sexiest? Trophies or Achievements?!

[TheLastGenius]

Hello Gentlemen,

This thread is a smackdown about the raging sex appeal of Trophies and Achievements! This is really a statement about which "reward" system makes you sexier to members of the opposite sex (or the same, if your gamer port goes that way). Recent studies by a society of experts about video game sexuality had this to say:

"We have found in recent sample groups that women prefer men that have alot of Trophies on their Playstation 3. A large collection of Playstation Trophies usually implies that the man not only has a large penis, but is also rich. Further studies also have revealed that women only find men that have high Xbox Live Gamer Scores to be slightly attractive, with further findings that men with excessively high Gamer Scores are likely closeted homosexuals who are also employees of Microsoft."

THis was found in another very important, influential study:

"We have recently reviewed that highly educated women believe that men with high Xbox Live gamerscores have even higher social status then men that attended Ivy League schools. They also believe that high GamerScores implies that the man may in fact be "hung like a horse" and is also probably "very cool". We have also noted with interest that many of the men that spend countless hours playing the shooter genre, refer to "killing each other" as raping each other. They also exhibit in game motions that do not preclude violent homosexual relationships with each other (such as tea-bagging, gang humping and using weapons to "rape" each other). This leads us to believe that a good portion of the Xbox Live population are part of the prison system, or are maniac homosexuals.

On the other hand women found men that have a large Trophy collection to be outstanding members of society, and these findings were far more consistent, that they viewed men with large trophy collections as being: intelligent, civilized, highly sexual, over educated, and well endowed."

Now that the sexuality of gamers has become the mainstream concern of society, and the biggest experts have weighed in on it, which online service does this forum feel makes them seem the sexiest to members of the opposite sex and FPS homo-erotic shooter rapist "online partners".

So which is the sexiest, its time to Smack Smack Smack DOWN!!!

[miDnIghtEr]

i just want everyone to know that my ex girlfriend stopped by and broke my 360. she didn't like me playing madden so much. then she saw me play gta and the strip club. i don't have to tell you guys what happen next.




achievements FTW...

[Indy_aka_Rex]

Neither, my high score at TMNT in my local Pizza Hutt gets me all the poon I want.

[miDnIghtEr]

ah yes! pizza hut poon.... some of the BEST poon on the pizza circuit. how i envy you.

[TheLastGenius]

Originally Posted by miDnIghtEr

ah yes! pizza hut poon.... some of the BEST poon on the pizza circuit. how i envy you.

It will never compare to those greeter babes at walmart! Drop them a wink and they will take you out back for a quickie in the dumpster. RAAAAAOW!

[Indy_aka_Rex]

Originally Posted by TheLastGenius

It will never compare to those greeter babes at walmart! Drop them a wink and they will take you out back for a quickie in the dumpster. RAAAAAOW!

Nothing will ever compare to a marinara handie.

[TheLastGenius]

Originally Posted by Indy_aka_Rex

Nothing will ever compare to a marinara handie.

Oh yea? How about when compared to getting your knob polished by a female Polish bartender on crack in the back of a porno theatre. That day they were showing "Gamer Ports III: Plug The Controller Back In Baby!"

[JAWoOKIE]

WTF???? I was going to answer the OP, but I dont think its even worth it at this point

[Badger3920]

This thread does not deliver

[Indy_aka_Rex]

Originally Posted by Badger3920

This thread does not deliver

You obviously get yours at McDonald's.

[itputdalotion0n]

Actually the best poon searching happens at Kids-R-US, i just put on my mario shirt and walk around the isles and the ladies come running.

[TheLastGenius]

Originally Posted by Indy_aka_Rex

You obviously get yours at McDonald's.

Thats classy! Big step up from the Burger King hoes that play Wii all the time!!

[upgrayedd]

All kidding aside, back in the day when I was single the BEST place to go was places like Linens and Things, Bed, Bath and Beyond. Chicks were sometimes there because they were new in town, or just broke up with their ex and needed new stuff for their new place.
Back to topic "Wanna polish my Trophy" is sexier.

[TheLastGenius]

Originally Posted by upgrayedd

All kidding aside, back in the day when I was single the BEST place to go was places like Linens and Things, Bed, Bath and Beyond. Chicks were sometimes there because they were new in town, or just broke up with their ex and needed new stuff for their new place.
Back to topic "Wanna polish my Trophy" is sexier.

I always thought the "Wanna masturbate to me earning Achievements?" was alot more sexy.

[Arthur Hucksake]

Originally Posted by miDnIghtEr

i just want everyone to know that my ex girlfriend stopped by and broke my 360. she didn't like me playing madden so much. then she saw me play gta and the strip club. i don't have to tell you guys what happen next.




achievements FTW...

Insecure bitch. She needs to get a grip, it's a farking game. lol