Crazy Machete cast

[Lee Stewart]

Crazy Machete cast

Today news of a full MACHETE cast came in today, and you would and wouldn't believe some of the names on the roster: Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Steven Seagal, Lindsay Lohan, Cheech Marin, Don Johnson and Jeff Fahey.

Did you hear me? Don Johnson. Plus we get a NASH BRIDGES reunion with Cheech Marin. Now these are just supporting roles, but who cares?! The men get their Alba fix and LOST fans get their Jeff Fahey. Fahey was the boss in the original trailer that played before GRINDHOUSE. All of these names are exciting, the jury is still out on Lohan but we'll see.

Seagal was one that surprised me. But I suppose in the grand scheme of things, it all makes perfect sense. Not too long ago we ran an article on Jonah Hill in MACHETE ,but he isn't mentioned so I wonder what happened.

That aside, this is pretty sweet news.

Extra Tidbit: I think it's appropriate to watch the trailer again

http://www.joblo.com/crazy-machete-cast

[cheez avenger]

Damn, it's gonna be ballin'!!!!!

[nmcmahan52]

trejo ftw, dude is awesome, plays an awesome thug henchman in a lot of movies, nice to see him getting his starring vehicle from the awesome trailer


in my opinion (henchman wise) the only person better is al leong, the random chinese henchman in almost every 80s action movie

Lethal Weapon, Die Hard, Big Trouble In Little China, Action Jackson

[BostonMA]

Damn, it's gonna be ballin'!!!!!

agreed!, but is danny trejo still playing machete???

[Lee Stewart]

agreed!, but is danny trejo still playing machete???

Yes he is - that is the supporting cast.

[cheez avenger]

trejo ftw, dude is awesome, plays an awesome thug henchman in a lot of movies, nice to see him getting his starring vehicle from the awesome trailer


in my opinion (henchman wise) the only person better is al leong, the random chinese henchman in almost every 80s action movie

Lethal Weapon, Die Hard, Big Trouble In Little China, Action Jackson

He was the main henchman--last fight scene in Brandon Lee's Rapid Fire.

[Emoney7]

trejo ftw, dude is awesome, plays an awesome thug henchman in a lot of movies, nice to see him getting his starring vehicle from the awesome trailer


in my opinion (henchman wise) the only person better is al leong, the random chinese henchman in almost every 80s action movie

Lethal Weapon, Die Hard, Big Trouble In Little China, Action Jackson

LOVE that guy, he was in every single one of my fav movies growing up haha

[nmcmahan52]

he should get some type of SAG award or something

it's funny, but in college we had to design bullshit webpages for a html class and i made the bad ass guy actor hall of fame, i put him in it but didn't know his name, just called him evil chinese henchman

[Dack]

This is gonna be awesome.

[Onslaught X]

he should get some type of SAG award or something

it's funny, but in college we had to design bullshit webpages for a html class and i made the bad ass guy actor hall of fame, i put him in it but didn't know his name, just called him evil chinese henchman

LOL, evil Chinese henchmen.

He still gets me in Lethal Weapon every time. Just watch, he will receive a lifetime achievement Academy Reward for being "The Single Greatest Asian Henchmen to Ever Live"

[Flex Mentallo]

Endo (sp?) has forgotten more about pain than you and I will ever know.

Lol @ eveil chinese henchman.

Love that Machete trailer from Grindhouse. He better be in a hot tub with a gang o' hotties or i'm calling foul.

[CaptainCanuck]

Sweet! Even Lohan! I can hardly wait.

[BostonMA]

Yes he is - that is the supporting cast.

k i was going to say...

so now that that's done with, I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT FOR THIS FILM!!!!

[rn1017871]

Good cast, should be interesting to watch.

[alice]

Wow!!! This movie is very interesting.This is a fun movie in concept...... I have to see this movie!!!!