Hello Gentlemen,
This thread is a smackdown about the raging sex appeal of Trophies and Achievements! This is really a statement about which "reward" system makes you sexier to members of the opposite sex (or the same, if your gamer port goes that way). Recent studies by a society of experts about video game sexuality had this to say:
"We have found in recent sample groups that women prefer men that have alot of Trophies on their Playstation 3. A large collection of Playstation Trophies usually implies that the man not only has a large penis, but is also rich. Further studies also have revealed that women only find men that have high Xbox Live Gamer Scores to be slightly attractive, with further findings that men with excessively high Gamer Scores are likely closeted homosexuals who are also employees of Microsoft."
THis was found in another very important, influential study:
"We have recently reviewed that highly educated women believe that men with high Xbox Live gamerscores have even higher social status then men that attended Ivy League schools. They also believe that high GamerScores implies that the man may in fact be "hung like a horse" and is also probably "very cool". We have also noted with interest that many of the men that spend countless hours playing the shooter genre, refer to "killing each other" as raping each other. They also exhibit in game motions that do not preclude violent homosexual relationships with each other (such as tea-bagging, gang humping and using weapons to "rape" each other). This leads us to believe that a good portion of the Xbox Live population are part of the prison system, or are maniac homosexuals.
On the other hand women found men that have a large Trophy collection to be outstanding members of society, and these findings were far more consistent, that they viewed men with large trophy collections as being: intelligent, civilized, highly sexual, over educated, and well endowed."
Now that the sexuality of gamers has become the mainstream concern of society, and the biggest experts have weighed in on it, which online service does this forum feel makes them seem the sexiest to members of the opposite sex and FPS homo-erotic shooter rapist "online partners".
So which is the sexiest, its time to Smack Smack Smack DOWN!!!
